theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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