VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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