also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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