Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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