if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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