North Korea, Best Korea!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Someone signed my nipple.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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