I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Randomize
