The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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