She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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