I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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