some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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