we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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