I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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