i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
