She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize