Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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