My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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