the new term for farting is butt boxing.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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