He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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