literally had 100 drinks last night.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
now i know why i became what i already was.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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