i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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