small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Your penis caused this!
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