I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
pop tarts are not kleenex
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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