I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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