I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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