By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
