Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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