Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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