Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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