R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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