He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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