Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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