If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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