Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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