There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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