We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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