Sacagawea was the original milf.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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