i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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