sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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