It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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