i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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