Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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