I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
