I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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