We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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