I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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