Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
please come you make the beer taste better
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
