Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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