if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well I just put wine in my tea
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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