I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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