Pappa wants mamma naked
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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