Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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