It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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